My Sister's Morning

I received a series of text messages from my sister this morning:

Abby Thomas - A little good morning story for you....So the 350 lb beached whale of a woman flopped on the table next to me at physical therapy just exhaled and let not one but TWO catastrophically, monstrously EPIC farts rip that would have blown leaves off a tree, ripped her pants and startled King Kong...and then exhaled again with a gigantic "ahhhhhhh" of relief, pure content, and overall satisfaction. It was all I could do to not vomit while I tried to conceal my obvious embarrassment for being present at the scene of this horrific event. All the while, I have not stopped laughing. FML

She then chuckled and then acted as if she had no idea what happened. I'm just glad I witnessed it because I wouldn't have believed it otherwise. I do assure you though that in this instance, the blamer is most definitely not the flamer.

I kid you not, it was EPIC!!! I hope this was the story you needed to kick start your day!